Soft tee. Hard side-eye.
This lightweight shirt is a satirical nod to Minnesota’s daycare fraud mess—where “childcare” somehow turned into “cash flow.” Clean retro look, warm tones, and a punchline that reads like a headline: subtle at first glance, loud once you catch it.
Ring-spun cotton keeps it breathable and ridiculously comfortable, while the print stays crisp with a vintage-leaning finish. Wear it for errands, coffee runs, or anytime someone says “the system worked” and you need a wearable rebuttal.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) — smooth, breathable, and great for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and added durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty and Oeko-Tex certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG for body prints; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
